The Perks of Joining Us
First of all, you will be working with the company that won the best debut award at Forbes'. Second of all, you will be the fourth person of the crew and if you deserve, on basis of your personal conduct, you may become a co-founder. Moreover you will get a salary in the form of good thoughts, excellent philosophy and false hopes and once in a while some money too. So cheerio.
Essentials to join us.
You must not express your views without being asked before. Non-compliance with whatever we tell you to do will be unbearable to a punitive extent of exile. You must publicly express hate against whatever we hate. Lastly you must use your blood instead of ink on every official document. The posts open are:-
A Polylinguist
Who knows many languages.To gather information,reviews and judge the relevance of movies of all languages to help us expand our network. (S)He must know atleast 18 languages except Hindi,English and Maithili.
A Logistician
The guy with the odd-jobsWe may seem extra-ordinarily excellent but still we are human beings and have humane needs of food, water, transportation, etc. We need you to make this stuff easy for us.
A Court Jester
Good sense of humourThe office is getting boring day-by-day. The employees need some fun from time to time. We don't recommend popular modes like substance abuse. Thus you will be the most important part of the team.